Prostatitis

A man went for a general checkup. He expressed to the doctor how he
had been urinating more then usual and was having abdominal pain. The
doctor with a concerned look explained that these were the symptoms of
Prostatitis and some tests were needed.

The doctor began by giving the man a Digital Rectal Exam. After a
while the doctor said "We'll need to do some other tests, I think I
feel something but I can't quite put my finger on it."

The man then exclaimed, "Oh no! Please don't tell me you're gonna
stick something in my pecker."

The doctor replied, "No, not yet, before performing a cystoscopy I'm
going to try out a new device. Until now testing has been kind of a
crap shoot. But the medical journals say its 99/44% accurate. So no
longer will I have to Procter & Gamble."

(By Clevis Hanger)